laugh-addict:

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

(Source: hip-hop-apotamus)

clamperl:

clamperl:

I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

so i saw this post (the one screenshotted above) and i can read music, so that was no problem

but i sent it to my friend rachel because i didnt get the joke

she said “what do you mean you don’t get it? that’s the whole joke”

i was still confused

she said “the joke is that it spells ‘cabbage’.”

i was reading it as two words

what the hell does “cabb age” mean

nevver:

Poorly drawn lines

yourhighnesswisteria:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

holy. shit.