a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.
Can we all talk about the morning of July 26th, 2013 (from about 3 AM to 6 AM) when this site was literally flooded with posts about the Thwomps from Super Mario 64?
Seriously, there was actually one time period on this website where this version of a very minor enemy was the subject of hundredsof individual posts (mainly audio, text and quote posts) for just a few hours before abruptly vanishing forever, and nobody seems to acknowledge the fact that something that abnormal took place here.
the neighbours are being very loud and apparently one of them is trying to drive a car (they aren’t doing well, from what ive gathered) and i don’t really have any idea why but ive gotten it in my head that they’re driving MY car and now i can’t stop worrying that they’re going to crash my car