landing inside a blur

hi i am piper! white cis girl, she/her (p.s. if you are going to send me hate, please save your energy, i will only delete it) *mobile BG courtesy of fallalbomb*




some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"





untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.


when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything



Can we all talk about the morning of July 26th, 2013 (from about 3 AM to 6 AM) when this site was literally flooded with posts about the Thwomps from Super Mario 64?

Seriously, there was actually one time period on this website where this version of a very minor enemy was the subject of hundreds of individual posts (mainly audio, text and quote posts) for just a few hours before abruptly vanishing forever, and nobody seems to acknowledge the fact that something that abnormal took place here.

the neighbours are being very loud and apparently one of them is trying to drive a car (they aren’t doing well, from what ive gathered) and i don’t really have any idea why but ive gotten it in my head that they’re driving MY car and now i can’t stop worrying that they’re going to crash my car


wish tumblr had a partner program like youtube so I can make 8 dollars a month reblogging pictures of anime girls

my dash is so slow also i have no friends in portland so im agitated 

currentlybuoyant replied to your post: ive been so mean to my voice lately an…

you are fantastic!

aw thank you!!!

breaking news: tumblr user tinyhouseplant ABSOLUTELY LOVES justin hoggard. so much. 

Lombard Street
San Francisco, CA

shout out to tumblr user ephemeralboners for being the only person on this website who truly loves me

Anonymous asked: when did you dye your hair again??? u look cuteeee

thank you!! i dyed it red about 4 weeks ago

what the heck pay attention to my cover

ive been so mean to my voice lately and it is very tired so this is pretty EHHH but we are DOIN THIS ANYWAY!